reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

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justfangirlingfandomsinthecorner:

Is english the international language of tumblr or is there a section of tumblr we don’t know about which passionately blogs in russian or something

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cheshirelissa:

sneakyfeets:

genderqueer people are secretly raccoons

Shhhh, nobody was supposed to know…

cheshirelissa:

sneakyfeets:

genderqueer people are secretly raccoons

Shhhh, nobody was supposed to know…

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unsatisfiedjudge:

what a wonderful feeling!

unsatisfiedjudge:

what a wonderful feeling!

(via herooflife)


tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

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spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

follow more great people«

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sexyseventhgrader:

that girl you just called fat? that’s a grizzly bear.

run.

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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Reblog if you support transsexuals

cautiously-ironic:

My parents are convinced that everyone is against transgendered individuals and are therefore using that to justify their stopping me from going ahead with my hormone treatment. everyone that reblogs this will go in a book for my parents. Please Help!

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sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

seals with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

seals with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

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disrespectyoursurroundings425:

writeroost:

Yesterday in one of my classes I got a student to come up and scribe on the board

And he was very careful about how he wrote on the board, like, making sure his handwriting was neat

And one of the students was like ‘LOL OCD’

And all of the students starting cracking up, so I was like

‘HAHAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO FUNNY’

And everyone fell silent

yeah that’s what I thought

I love teachers on tumblr

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