Anxiety, depression, and creativity in one head
word of the day: deuteragonist
n. The second most important character, after the protagonist and before the tritagonist. Greek for ‘second actor’ because the usually had just 3 playing all the roles. Can be a sidekick or an antagonist.
|mom:||you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma|
|me:||THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT|
|mom:||you realize this makes you a nerd|
|me:||i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama|
|me:||i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama|
|me:||without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers|
|mom:||this isn't normal|
to all young tumblr people, i am old enough that my friends and peers are divorced, have children, are in AA, etc. and they all still watch ‘adventure time’ and take 100 selfies a day and overdraft their bank accounts and stuff. so don’t worry, you never have to grow up, you just get adult responsibilities heaped on top of your childish mess.
love, a 32 year old person who has $7 in her bank account and a new $6 pastel pink roll of duct tape.
ilu I love this